Remember when you used to hump your pillow in preparation for the big day? What’s that… still do? Well, fine. Just do that, but with your surfboard, underwater in a pool. That’s how to duckdive better. Do not try and duckdive your pillow….

Hurley’s Tournotes have rapidly become the most watchable thing about the Tour, and simultaneously, John John rocketed from incredible surfer with unfortunate face, to genuinely funny, witty, likeable chap.
His advice to Brett Simpson before the Medina heat? “Stay deep but go wide. Try to get the good ones.”
It worked!

(p.s. nobody will mind if you ffwd the bit about Miggy Pup’s swallowtail)