It was supposed to be a slam dunk, right? Kelly and Rob, two of the most popular dudes in the world of surfing. Peter King, Mr. MTV himself. Just lay down a track, slap a palm tree on the album cover and start sifting through surf footage for all those groovy music videos. The final step? Print. That. Ca$h. Thankfully things didn’t work out that way because Kelly certainly makes a much cooler 11-time world champ than he would have made a rock star.