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1) Did your dad get you into surfing?

Did your dad get you into being a douche?

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2) Did Blue Crush get you into surfing?

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3) How come you’re wearing a wetsuit and not a bikini?

Because bikinis are completely impractical.
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4) Are you worried about getting too ripped? Men don’t like muscly women.

Women don’t like sexist men.
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5) Is it hard to surf with boobs?

What?
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6) How do you stop your make-up getting smudged?

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7) …and your nails getting chipped?

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8) …and your hair getting messed up by the sea water?

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9) Do women have the stomach for big waves?

Err …
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10) Do you worry about sharks when you’re on your period?

 
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