1) Did your dad get you into surfing?
2) Did Blue Crush get you into surfing?
3) How come you’re wearing a wetsuit and not a bikini?
4) Are you worried about getting too ripped? Men don’t like muscly women.
5) Is it hard to surf with boobs?
6) How do you stop your make-up getting smudged?
7) …and your nails getting chipped?
8) …and your hair getting messed up by the sea water?
9) Do women have the stomach for big waves?
10) Do you worry about sharks when you’re on your period?