Anesthesia is a hell of a drug. It’s the source of thousands of hilarious videos gone viral, depicting dazed hospital patients waking up extremely high in a dreamlike state of sedation and confusion. As complete nonsense pours from their swollen faces, all friends and family can do is play along and get it all on camera for the world to enjoy. And we thank them for that.
The latest subject of anesthesia’s entertaining properties is a surfer named Cody, who just wants to surf after getting his wisdom teeth pulled. “I just wanna get pitted,” Cody says. “Pitted in the barrel, mom.” There are too many classic lines in the video that you’ll just have to hear and see for yourself. Ladies and gentlemen, we give you the world’s funniest post-op surfer bro.