So here we have Alex Hayes, an Australian grommet working his way into the ranks of professional surfing, out for a paddle yesterday morning. He looks down at one point and notices a shark directly underneath him – and decides to take a GoPro selfie. We don't know if the kid is brilliant, because everyone knows that if you panic the shark might panic, or if he's reckless (didn't even attempt to get his legs out of the water), but we like it... because this is 'Straya.