A few days ago, Steve-O (of Jackass fame), went to jail for hating SeaWorld a little too loud. He climbed a crane in LA, blew up an inflatable whale with SeaWorld Sucks on the side, then shot off a bunch of fireworks. It was classic Steve-O.

When he climbed down, there were a lot of cops waiting for him. Then they took him off to the clink for a fews, let him out… and he jumped straight on a plane to Fiji. And because he’s Steve-O, he brought a taser with him. Why not?