At first glance we were a bit confused as to why Kelly Slater just posted a bodyboard video on his Facebook. It’s like a skater posting a rollerblade flick—it just doesn’t happen that often. But only a minute into the clip it all became clear as to why Kelly went through the trouble of shouting out our dick draggin’ brethrens. “Boogers charge. And find better waves. Shit,” he posted.
The clip starts off a bit slow, but give it a minute… or nine (right around the time they start doing a tow-at session). If you don’t fancy astronomical airs into bone-breaking flats, then maybe some Western Australian death-slabs will strike a chord. Booger or not, you have to respect Lewy Finnegan’s giant coin pouch and his peculiar taste for music.