metimes in life, we get find ourselves in situations that we didn’t mean to find ourselves in. Such is the case with this jetski operator and his passenger when they decided to get a closer look at the warping weirdness that is the Wedge. Of course, they got a little too close for comfort, and thing went pear-shaped  quickly. The jetski ended up on the rocks–which, if the two on the ski are dating, is probably how the relationship ended up, as well.
The lifeguards at Newport are some of the best around, and they put their training to good use. According to reports, the couple had rented the jetski without much previous experience. All joking aside, we’re just glad the lifeguards were there to do an amazing job, and the couple came out unscathed.